OH MY GOD!

I complain that nothing has been happening, and I thought that nothing was happening.
And I would like to claim for the people who were doubting me and thought I didn't do the kayaking the pictures are now up on facebook so hahahahaha I am a fitness machine....

So yeah from that day we went out and got nicely drunk, so after 25km of kayaking I destroyed my liver. But more importantly Bas, one of the instructors, his wife was on a visa trip so we went to Lotus bar (and didn't fall off the ledge) but did have a great night. With bas an this group of Dutch people, who all had better english than me.

So its the next morning and Bas and me are chilling around Buddha and the group of dutch people come up and are like 'Hey Ben! You still gonna assist today'......................Yeah I had no memory of this, but thankfully they were equally hungover, and so was the other assistant instructor Graham, so I quite happily joined the group. While assisting, I fell asleep twice on the boat during the briefing, I was an amazing assistant. But if you thought that was good, the dive was even better, we were just chilling along, and this huge naked ugly woman came along underneath us, Graham started to retch underwater, thankfully he didn't throw up. I was so glad no one had a camera, I really don't ever want to relive that memory, ugh it was horrifying.

After all the diving was finished, we went to the bar and Rohan did his snorkel test, which is just as fun as it sounds, mask on so you can't breath through your nose, snorkel in, and a bucket of alcohol is poured down your snorkel. hahahahaha

As I'm staying for a bit longer I'll do mine later, but a couple of instructors have already told me there will be tequila and sambuca. Oh yay, I can't wait.........

Mucho Lovo