I would like to say sorry for not posting for a while, but i wrote a whole post a week ago and there was a powercut so i lost the whole thing and it had taken me 40 mins, I was quite pissed off...
So the mild bike crash i commented on has become a bit worse, I think i have broken my toe so I am looking forward to that, especially the x ray, fuck it hurts. I also left my flipflops at buddha so I am walking round Bangkok barefoot, i look like such a tramp. So due to my foot i did the bare minimum of diving in the last 20 days, i dived a bit on it, but then it got infected and it hurt so i took a bit off then went back in the water, re-infecting it. One great day was when i was cleaning out all my wounds, and another diver quite kindly gave me her anti-septic cream to use while cleaning, which i used, and i wake up the next morning with the cut re-infected. Now what the fuck is that.
Also a story i've told everyone here in great detail is the story of the crazy baby lady. This is what i was writing about in the post that got deleted by the powercut so I'll tell it in less detail now, but it was stil really fucked up.
So let me set the scene its 9:00, I was really really hungover, i think it was just becasue me and colby were bored, but it wasn't a special night or anything, and i'm lying on the sofa watching tv in just my boxers. and the house was empty. I'd left all the doors and windows open to allow a draught through the house, so one could easily walk in and see me lying there in my near nakedness. So guess what, this woman with baby by herself walks in, asking for the key - Where i live there 3 houses, my house, Mark, the owners, and a third house round the corner - but in my drunken confusuion, I thought she meant my house. So I'm like, this house is full, you can't have a key. So after she describes the other house I see she has alot of shit and help her with bags as we move to the other house, turns out its open and shes more or less got me up for nothing, so I turn to leave, but she freaks out how filthy the house is and refusing to take a baby into it. I could hardly understand her germanic shrieks but she then follows me into my house and is demanding to use my phone and call mark. I happily didn't have his number or any credit so it made it even funnier on my part. So after seeing his wife she calls in a cleaning crew and she refuses to move in still. By this point she has unpacked her travel baby bed and put the baby to sleep. Colby has preceded to come home, followed by dave who both are like what the fuck, who the hell let a baby into my house. And before any of you say it was my fault, she stormed in I was too hungover to do anything. So anyway, it was daves last meal and we were cooking on the bbq and getting nicely drunk when mark finally gets home at like 10:30, so were sort of freaked out now as she has moved the baby upstairs and we ask him to move her, so he really calmly tells her that the house is clean and this house is full and she has to move and she just flips, and goes mental, completly swearing the hell out of the situation and refusing to move. It was fucking awful. she eventually moved and we were left in peace.
In other news Bas came back and we got drunk, good padi proffesional relationship.
See you all in 24 hours in Bangkok now and I'm bored.
Mucho lovo
Monday, 31 May 2010
Tuesday, 11 May 2010
Snorkel tests and 4 day binges....
Well in the week or so that it's been, or close to 2 yeah I know...I've not done much.
I finally got to my 60th dive, I got stung by a jellyfish on my 60th dive, I hated every second of my 60th dive. Oh yeah you need 60 dives tio sign off as a DM.
My parents gave me the ok to do my instructor course, so I'll go home earn the money and coma back out, shame i need to earn a shitload of cash. damn, I can't be fucked to go home, no offense, but honestly, island life here, or southampton, I think I prove my point very well, and I would be shot if I missed my sisters wedding. I mean that seriously, actually shot in the face.
Err, yeah on the injury update I crashed my bike again, not too badly, but it cut me a bit, i was sober so yeah, I don't drink drive. jellyfish. My knee still isn't great after the roof jump. Haha I had to go have a medical so padi can sign me off, and the doctor looks at my back, see's my fucked up shoulder blades, sees the scoliosis and makes me do a whole load of exercises, it was quite funny, a thai doctor with limited english and me standing there awkwardly. But yeah I passed ok, he just called me weird.
So the last 4 days have been a bit heavy, my housemate colby came back from his visa run and we went out to the drum and bass night at the castle, we stayed out til 3 then in the morning I got to Buddha with 5 mins before the morning boat left to go diving, skill or what? The next day was the DMT bbq, I helped set up I was drinking from 5 and we got quite quite drunk, there were some damn good ribs as swell from bas. Good old B. Day 3 was my snorkel test, which has been described for rohans one, mine seemed to be mostly Tabasco, and we all know how good I am with spice.....combined with the shots and the beers I drank with it, it was lovely, trust me Tabasco goes well with jager. And so day 4 was Bas's last day before he went away to Holland for a few days, so we went to the bar at 2 in the afternoon and drank till midnight. It has been a damn great few days.
Mucho Lovo.
I finally got to my 60th dive, I got stung by a jellyfish on my 60th dive, I hated every second of my 60th dive. Oh yeah you need 60 dives tio sign off as a DM.
My parents gave me the ok to do my instructor course, so I'll go home earn the money and coma back out, shame i need to earn a shitload of cash. damn, I can't be fucked to go home, no offense, but honestly, island life here, or southampton, I think I prove my point very well, and I would be shot if I missed my sisters wedding. I mean that seriously, actually shot in the face.
Err, yeah on the injury update I crashed my bike again, not too badly, but it cut me a bit, i was sober so yeah, I don't drink drive. jellyfish. My knee still isn't great after the roof jump. Haha I had to go have a medical so padi can sign me off, and the doctor looks at my back, see's my fucked up shoulder blades, sees the scoliosis and makes me do a whole load of exercises, it was quite funny, a thai doctor with limited english and me standing there awkwardly. But yeah I passed ok, he just called me weird.
So the last 4 days have been a bit heavy, my housemate colby came back from his visa run and we went out to the drum and bass night at the castle, we stayed out til 3 then in the morning I got to Buddha with 5 mins before the morning boat left to go diving, skill or what? The next day was the DMT bbq, I helped set up I was drinking from 5 and we got quite quite drunk, there were some damn good ribs as swell from bas. Good old B. Day 3 was my snorkel test, which has been described for rohans one, mine seemed to be mostly Tabasco, and we all know how good I am with spice.....combined with the shots and the beers I drank with it, it was lovely, trust me Tabasco goes well with jager. And so day 4 was Bas's last day before he went away to Holland for a few days, so we went to the bar at 2 in the afternoon and drank till midnight. It has been a damn great few days.
Mucho Lovo.
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